Insurance?

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:


Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP – Saga.
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.

And finally...

Sex with a transvestite - Confused.Com.