Post by stevegbr on Apr 4, 2017 14:26:28 GMT
Two Irishmen walking down a street in Manchester, when they see a shop with signs in the window that say: Suits, From £10, Jackets, £7.50 Trousers and Dresses, From £5.00.
One says to the other,"Look at those low prices. We could buy a boatload, take it back to Ireland, sell it and double or even treble our money"
The other says "Dat's a great Idea, but will they let us buy all that if we're Irish"?
The first says "Don't worry, watch this" and goes into the shop and says in his best English accent.
"I would like twenty suits, thirty jackets, fifty pairs of trousers and twenty five dresses please".
The shop assistant says "You're Irish aren't you"?
He replies "Damn,how did you know"?
The assistant says, "This is a dry cleaners"
One says to the other,"Look at those low prices. We could buy a boatload, take it back to Ireland, sell it and double or even treble our money"
The other says "Dat's a great Idea, but will they let us buy all that if we're Irish"?
The first says "Don't worry, watch this" and goes into the shop and says in his best English accent.
"I would like twenty suits, thirty jackets, fifty pairs of trousers and twenty five dresses please".
The shop assistant says "You're Irish aren't you"?
He replies "Damn,how did you know"?
The assistant says, "This is a dry cleaners"
