Post by stevegbr on Mar 16, 2017 11:10:30 GMT
A burglar broke into a house...flashed his light around...and then a voice said-
"Jesus is watching you". He stood frozen for a while.
Then relaxed, shook his head, and started looking for more valuables.
The voice came again out of the darkness.." Jesus is watching you".
This time the man swung his flashlight all around the room...there in the corner, sure enough, was a parrot.
The man says " Oh it's only you..who are you?"
The parrot answers "I am Moses."
The man says, "Who on earth would call a parrot Moses?"
The parrot answers - "The same person who called that Rottweiler who is watching you...Jesus."
"Jesus is watching you". He stood frozen for a while.
Then relaxed, shook his head, and started looking for more valuables.
The voice came again out of the darkness.." Jesus is watching you".
This time the man swung his flashlight all around the room...there in the corner, sure enough, was a parrot.
The man says " Oh it's only you..who are you?"
The parrot answers "I am Moses."
The man says, "Who on earth would call a parrot Moses?"
The parrot answers - "The same person who called that Rottweiler who is watching you...Jesus."
