Post by srx600 on Mar 2, 2017 14:42:02 GMT
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a filling station in the remote Irish countryside, the attendant who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typically friendly Irish manner, completely unaware who the golfing pro is,"top of tha mornin to yer sir". Tiger nods a quick hello & bends forward to pick up the nozzle, as he does so two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?" asked the attendant, "they are my tees" replies Tiger." What are day fer?" inquires the irishman, "they are for resting my balls on when i'm driving, says Tiger. Fookin Jaysus!, says the irishman, BMW think of fookin everything!!
