Post by BritPete on Jan 26, 2017 21:18:25 GMT
A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for
New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed
a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she
was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took
the seat right beside him.
"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm
going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United
States ...."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded," I use my experience to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality.."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,
it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men
are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers
in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said.. "I really shouldn't be discussing this
with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends
call me Paddy."
New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed
a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she
was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took
the seat right beside him.
"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm
going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United
States ...."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded," I use my experience to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality.."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,
it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men
are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers
in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said.. "I really shouldn't be discussing this
with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends
call me Paddy."
