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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 14:29:16 GMT
Just heard this on the radio - simple but brilliant and wanted to share: Went out to buy some camouflaged trousers the other day.......................but just couldn't find any.   |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 14:43:01 GMT
Gambling has brought my family together ..................we had to move to a smaller house  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 15:01:42 GMT
Two fish in a tank................................. one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns!
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Post by stevegbr on Dec 6, 2016 15:45:42 GMT
classic cooper.
I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'. I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'. He said 'How can I help?'. I said 'Break my arms!'
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Post by Somersetdreamer on Dec 6, 2016 16:34:19 GMT
I saw an old tramp walking down the street wearing one shoe. I said: “Hey, you lost your shoe.” He said: “No I found one.”
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Post by terryc on Dec 6, 2016 19:55:50 GMT
" My teeth itch" usually delievered in the middle of a joke |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 22:06:17 GMT
A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says, 'OK. You're ugly as well
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2017 20:28:56 GMT
Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do that.
Doctor: Don't do that then.
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