Post by stevegbr on Oct 24, 2016 11:41:50 GMT
A housewife came home from shopping to see her husband holding a fly swatter while standing in the kitchen.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Killing flies.”
“Did you get any?” she inquired.
“Yeah. Five. Three male and two female.”
“Wait a minute!”, said the wife. “How can you tell if flies are male or female?”
“Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.”
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Killing flies.”
“Did you get any?” she inquired.
“Yeah. Five. Three male and two female.”
“Wait a minute!”, said the wife. “How can you tell if flies are male or female?”
“Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.”
