[ti]happy[/ti] I won 25 million on the EuroMillions

When I won 25 million on the EuroMillions jackpot I did a number of things immediately. I bought a bag frozen peas from Iceland for lunch and had coffee in Cafe Nero on the way home. I booked a weekend in Blackpool for me and the trouble and strife and bought some new underpants from Marks and Sparks. It's all about prioritization. Then I told all the advisors to F off and put the money in my Post Office savings account where it still is. I sometimes think about it when I'm out and about on the bin wagon but most of the time I forget about it. Just hope the wife doesn't find out about it or she'll off down that Anne Summers place again buying allsorts of peculiar stuff, I mean what good is underwear when it has a hole in it precisely where there shouldn't be one?