[ti]ecstatic[/ti] Puns for the Higher IQ

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before



Practice safe eating - always use condiments



Shotgun wedding - A case of Wife or Death



A hangover is the wrath of grapes



Dancing cheek to cheek is just a form of floor play



What's the definition of a will? (it's a dead give away)



A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion



If you don't pay your exorcist - you get repossessed



With her marriage she got a new name and a dress



Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under



A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat



When you've seen one shopping centre - you've seen a mall



Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses



Acupuncture is a jab well done



A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy