Post by srx600 on Jul 19, 2016 21:31:55 GMT
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter,
Susan. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is
sick most mornings." The doctor gives Susan a good examination, then turns
to the mother and says, - "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but
your daughter is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother
says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has never ever been with a man! Have
you Susan?" Susan says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still
a virgin!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there
staring out of it. About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is
there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, *
*"No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened,
a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill. And there's
no way I'm going to miss it this time!"
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter,
Susan. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is
sick most mornings." The doctor gives Susan a good examination, then turns
to the mother and says, - "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but
your daughter is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother
says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has never ever been with a man! Have
you Susan?" Susan says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still
a virgin!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there
staring out of it. About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is
there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, *
*"No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened,
a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill. And there's
no way I'm going to miss it this time!"
