Post by daz66 on Mar 20, 2014 10:02:12 GMT
One day a monkey is walking through the jungle when he comes across a hyena all black and blue.
"What's happened to you ?" asks the monkey.
"well," says the hyena, "I have to walk this route every day, and for some reason the lion is waiting for me, and every day he jumps out and beats me senseless."
"I'll tell you what," replies the monkey,"tomorrow I will walk with you and when the lion jumps you, there will be two of us and we will give him a good kicking !!"
The next day comes and the hyena and the monkey are walking through the jungle, when all of a sudden out pounces the lion from behind a tree and starts kicking two barrels of crap out the hyena and the monkey shoots straight up the nearest tree..
After about 10 minutes the lion retreats leaving the poor hyena battered and bloodied on the ground.
"What happened where were you? I thought you was going to help me!" asks the battered hyena.
"I was," explains the monkey," but you was laughing that much I thought you were winning !!!!!"
"What's happened to you ?" asks the monkey.
"well," says the hyena, "I have to walk this route every day, and for some reason the lion is waiting for me, and every day he jumps out and beats me senseless."
"I'll tell you what," replies the monkey,"tomorrow I will walk with you and when the lion jumps you, there will be two of us and we will give him a good kicking !!"
The next day comes and the hyena and the monkey are walking through the jungle, when all of a sudden out pounces the lion from behind a tree and starts kicking two barrels of crap out the hyena and the monkey shoots straight up the nearest tree..
After about 10 minutes the lion retreats leaving the poor hyena battered and bloodied on the ground.
"What happened where were you? I thought you was going to help me!" asks the battered hyena.
"I was," explains the monkey," but you was laughing that much I thought you were winning !!!!!"
