Post by daz66 on Feb 4, 2016 10:24:54 GMT
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that it was because she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something about the crime she was accused of.
The judge said, "Of course you can. What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole four cans of peas."
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that it was because she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something about the crime she was accused of.
The judge said, "Of course you can. What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole four cans of peas."