Post by daz66 on Dec 23, 2015 11:28:50 GMT
A new priest was in the confessional covering for the elder priest.
When a parishioner would step in, the new priest would lean out to ask the alter boy what the the elder priest would assign as penance.
A young lady steps in, "Forgive me Father I have sinned. Its been seven days since I last cofessed."
The new priest replied, "Confess your sins to God and you will be forgiven."
The young lady says, "I feel so bad because I gave my boyfriend a blow job."
The new priest leans out and quietly asks the alter boy, "What does Father give for a blow job?"
The alter boy whispers,"Two chocolate bars and a Coke."
When a parishioner would step in, the new priest would lean out to ask the alter boy what the the elder priest would assign as penance.
A young lady steps in, "Forgive me Father I have sinned. Its been seven days since I last cofessed."
The new priest replied, "Confess your sins to God and you will be forgiven."
The young lady says, "I feel so bad because I gave my boyfriend a blow job."
The new priest leans out and quietly asks the alter boy, "What does Father give for a blow job?"
The alter boy whispers,"Two chocolate bars and a Coke."
