Post by daz66 on Mar 18, 2014 9:14:05 GMT
A Blind man enters an "all woman" bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar a stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke? The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1. The bartender is a blonde woman
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman
3, The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
4. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5. I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD. a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. do you still want to tell that joke;
"Nah..not if I'M gonna have to explain it five times
1. The bartender is a blonde woman
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman
3, The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
4. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and
5. I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD. a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. do you still want to tell that joke;
"Nah..not if I'M gonna have to explain it five times
