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Post by srx600 on Oct 30, 2015 16:23:37 GMT
An elderly couple where in church.. The wife whispers, " Oh I've just done a silent fart" Husband replies " Oh!, Time to change the hearing aid batteries"!
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Post by stevegbr on Oct 30, 2015 16:32:33 GMT
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Post by aryan57 on Nov 2, 2015 20:28:26 GMT
Old man goes into a Roman Catholic church and enters the confessional box> The priest waits for the man to speak but he is silent. So the priest coughs! No reply. He coughs again, this time louder. Still no reply. The priest knocks on the wall. Finally the man speaks:
"Ain't no good knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either"
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