Post by daz66 on Feb 24, 2014 10:02:59 GMT
Yesterday my daughter-in-law again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when she came over yesterday I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her.
She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.!!!
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when she came over yesterday I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her.
She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.!!!
