Post by daz66 on Dec 22, 2014 10:01:06 GMT
This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30pm after work.
His wife shouts her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the obscene tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f***ing mess, the dishes aren't done."
"Can't you see I'm still in my f***ing pyjamas? And I can't be f***ing bothered with cooking tonight!"
"Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
He replies "Because he's thinking of getting married."
His wife shouts her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the obscene tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f***ing mess, the dishes aren't done."
"Can't you see I'm still in my f***ing pyjamas? And I can't be f***ing bothered with cooking tonight!"
"Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
He replies "Because he's thinking of getting married."
