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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 20:31:18 GMT
Getting some serious flack now from the other half now she has arrived back from London.
The fact is that I stuck a pizza in the Aga last night.......for some reason the packaging base (which must have been plastic) decided to stay there for whatever reason........
After 30 I mins (and after I'd scoffed the pizza) I could smell burning plastic.
To cut to the chase I am now being lashed from all angles.......
The worst thing is, the burning plastic smell is now being amalgamated with the fact that the deluxe was in the house for a max 15 mins....therefore these are 'bike smells'.
What do I do???
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Post by Cheggy on Dec 14, 2014 20:35:35 GMT
Trade her in for a mute.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 20:40:58 GMT
She's gone too far Nick. Tell her you will do what the hell you want in your own house, any and all bikes will come and go just as you please, and by the way she's been away a few days so best get up them stairs and give you a proper homecoming present. That's what I say.
I'm writing this shivering in the woodshed BTW....
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Post by stevegbr on Dec 14, 2014 20:45:07 GMT
tut tut, you two. liked this quote: A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: WIFE WANTED. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
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Post by Loz on Dec 14, 2014 21:35:16 GMT
simples FB just slap her,job done,and then phone pizza hut
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Post by kickstart on Dec 14, 2014 21:51:10 GMT
Oh dear one is in the plop !
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 4:13:15 GMT
I warned mine a few years ago that, if she is in the garage and she bangs into the bike and they both hit the deck, then I'm always going to pick up the bike and check its OK before I help her. I'm sure she understands
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Post by scania on Dec 15, 2014 16:11:04 GMT
In my experience it is pointless to try and win an argument with a woman, because what they start an argument about is not the issue which is bothering them, they just pick something handy to argue about with whoever is handy to argue with (me)! She may be reliving an argument she had with her own family 20 years ago and I am the handy wall to throw much at. They are emotionally confused creatures, so if I win the argument logically then they see it that they have been robed emotionally so they turn sour! Better to let them win and give them space, shut up an walk the dog, forget about her, come home and chances are she will have cooked a nice dinner and forgotten what ever she had been arguing about, that's how it works in Dublin for us fools.
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Post by mike on Dec 15, 2014 17:45:24 GMT
You need to act like a real man with backbone which generally means taking her out shopping with an open cheque book. Mike. PS hope this helps.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 19:02:11 GMT
Thanks to all who offered advice....very constructive indeed!! She has calmed down now and I am back in the good books....got a good old cuddle tonight.... I think she secretly actually enjoyed it. Winner.
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Post by revver on Dec 15, 2014 21:23:31 GMT
sounds like she just wanted a reason to make up. lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 21:36:37 GMT
Could be right, Kev.
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Post by Fordy on Dec 15, 2014 21:39:16 GMT
Think it's time for an argument with Mrs Ford, see if it works for me!
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Post by jonnyboy on Dec 15, 2014 21:44:55 GMT
I'm too scared of my wife but i am allowed to bring my bikes in as long as they are clean and do not leak oil!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 21:47:11 GMT
Think it's time for an argument with Mrs Ford, see if it works for me! Get the bike in now then Fordy....
Better than marriage guidance...
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