|
Post by daz66 on Dec 1, 2014 15:15:19 GMT
Last week I had a bad accident when leaving work, I slipped on some oil that had been spilt outside.
I phoned Linda from the hospital to explain, "Hi love, I don't want to worry you but I had a nasty fall outside work and am in hospital, Angela brought me in I can't remember much as I fractured my skull and lost consciousness. The doctor says that I should get the site back in my left eye and the operation to stop the brain bleed was successful, although my leg is broken in two places it shouldn't stop me from walking although I will probably limp forever and I should only be in traction for about four weeks for the tearing to the ligaments in my back"
Her reply was "who the HELL is Angela???"
I feel so loved..........................
|
|
stevegbr
Administrator
ADMIN
BIRMINGHAM
Posts: 10,415
mini-profile background: {"image":"","color":"2b86e7"}
|
Post by stevegbr on Dec 1, 2014 16:05:52 GMT
thats wives for you. sSig_heeheehee_zpsaee81035
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2014 21:48:56 GMT
Last week I had a bad accident when leaving work, I slipped on some oil that had been spilt outside. I phoned Linda from the hospital to explain, "Hi love, I don't want to worry you but I had a nasty fall outside work and am in hospital, Angela brought me in I can't remember much as I fractured my skull and lost consciousness. The doctor says that I should get the site back in my left eye and the operation to stop the brain bleed was successful, although my leg is broken in two places it shouldn't stop me from walking although I will probably limp forever and I should only be in traction for about four weeks for the tearing to the ligaments in my back" Her reply was "who the HELL is Angela???" I feel so loved.......................... If Angela is that hot chick in your avatar then I don't blame her for being *slightly* concerned - twisted limbs or not.
|
|
|
Post by mikef on Dec 1, 2014 22:47:05 GMT
Reminds me of a Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor, doctor I've broken my leg in two places. Well don't go to those places! Sorry. Mike.
|
|
|
Post by daz66 on Dec 2, 2014 8:46:14 GMT
If Angela is that hot chick in your avatar then I don't blame her for being *slightly* concerned - twisted limbs or not. If only Nick, Angela is a very nice girl at work who we go walking with at lunch times!!! Mike I loved Tommy Cooper really funny, he was the original one liner guy like Tim Vine.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2014 10:35:22 GMT
I loved the simple one from I think it was TC.
Patient: "Doctor, I think I only have a minute to live".
Doctor: "Right okay - wait over there a minute'.
Simply classic!!!
|
|