|
Post by daz66 on Aug 29, 2014 10:10:10 GMT
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me.
He grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life, and I am a complete failure" I say.
I was late for a meeting so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen,
I forgot my wallet in the cab I took home, found my wife in bed with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat here watching the poison dissolve.
Then you show up and drink the whole bloody thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2014 11:14:52 GMT
Nice one!
Gee.
|
|
stevegbr
Administrator
ADMIN
BIRMINGHAM
Posts: 10,415
mini-profile background: {"image":"","color":"2b86e7"}
|
Post by stevegbr on Aug 29, 2014 13:07:27 GMT
|
|