Post by daz66 on Aug 29, 2014 10:10:10 GMT
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me.
He grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life, and I am a complete failure" I say.
I was late for a meeting so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen,
I forgot my wallet in the cab I took home, found my wife in bed with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat here watching the poison dissolve.
Then you show up and drink the whole bloody thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
He grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life, and I am a complete failure" I say.
I was late for a meeting so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen,
I forgot my wallet in the cab I took home, found my wife in bed with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat here watching the poison dissolve.
Then you show up and drink the whole bloody thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
