Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2014 12:50:21 GMT
A minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US with stopover in Honolulu.
After the stopover a crusty old Chief Petty Officer boarded and as fate would have it he was seated next to the minister.
After the plane was airborne, to continue on it’s journey, drink orders were taken.
The Flight Attendant asked the CPO if he wanted a drink? The CPO asked for Rum & Coke, which was prepared and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust.....
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The ole Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
After the stopover a crusty old Chief Petty Officer boarded and as fate would have it he was seated next to the minister.
After the plane was airborne, to continue on it’s journey, drink orders were taken.
The Flight Attendant asked the CPO if he wanted a drink? The CPO asked for Rum & Coke, which was prepared and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust.....
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The ole Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
