Post by daz66 on Jul 8, 2014 12:03:21 GMT
A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job"
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year."
The Scouser said "Nah, you're talkin bollocks !".
The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year."
The Scouser said "Nah, you're talkin bollocks !".
The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"
