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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 15:33:45 GMT
On Sunday I went to a Harvester. After ordering food was asked about drink. "Pepsi" I replied. "Would you like that bottomless?" asked the waitress. Very nice of her to offer I thought and was just going to help remove her lower clothing when I was told she meant a free refill of Pepsi. "Ohh, okay" Then on way home saw a sign "Topless Car Show", sounds worth looking at I thought. Guess what? It was a show with cars without roofs, or canvas roofs. Poo. Saw a sign there "Topless Car Wash" was not going to get caught out again and pay£10 for only the bottom of the car to be washed, so left it. Found out latter it was 3 young ladies topless washing cars. Life can be so confusing and unfair!
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Post by daz66 on Jul 2, 2014 15:50:40 GMT
I remember waking up in hospital after a fall from my bike, the nurse was standing over me when I opened my eyes and smiled saying " you may not feel anything below the waist " "cool" I said "can I feel your tits then?" wasn't the correct response................
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Post by stevegbr on Jul 2, 2014 16:45:29 GMT
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Post by revver on Jul 2, 2014 18:18:16 GMT
ha ha
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