Post by daz66 on Jun 16, 2014 15:40:15 GMT
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists that you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I am sure that plenty of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it!
The 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became instantly irritated with him, and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that! '
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Why not? Because you've caused embarrassment in this room full of people, that's why not! You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something like that, and then discussed the problem in depth with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'Well, you shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
I am sure that plenty of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it!
The 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became instantly irritated with him, and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that! '
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Why not? Because you've caused embarrassment in this room full of people, that's why not! You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something like that, and then discussed the problem in depth with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'Well, you shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
