Post by duffer on Apr 21, 2020 15:46:30 GMT
A beautiful woman is fed up with the type of man she always seems to attract, so she places an ad in the lonely hearts section of the paper.
Wanted. A man who won't hit me, run off and is good in bed.
Two days later her door bell rings and she answers it.
A man is there and says hi, I am Tim and I am answering your ad.
As you see, I have no arms so I can't hit you. I have no legs so I can't run off.
She says how do I know that you will be good in bed ?
He says I rang the door bell didn't I?
Wanted. A man who won't hit me, run off and is good in bed.
Two days later her door bell rings and she answers it.
A man is there and says hi, I am Tim and I am answering your ad.
As you see, I have no arms so I can't hit you. I have no legs so I can't run off.
She says how do I know that you will be good in bed ?
He says I rang the door bell didn't I?
