snowflakes

its so hard to tell old jokes these days in which everone (apparently) lives to be offended so I thought I’d try this
how do you make a snowflake burn its ear?
ring it up when its ironing
did you hear about the snowflake that tried to cross the atlantic on a plank?
it gave up, couldnt find one long enough
why did the snowflake cross the road?
it didnt, it couldnt find anyone to hold its hand