Post by daz66 on May 6, 2014 14:48:35 GMT
A guy with a dreadful stammer gets told by the jobcentre that his benefit is going to stop because he hasn't been trying hard enough to get a job.
So he gets into a panic, and applies for the first job he sees, a local publishing company looking for salesmen, to promote their new range of bibles.
He gets the interview.
The poor guy stammers and stammers, stutters and splutters through the interview.
Because there are no other applicants, he gets the job.
Within a week, he's sold 50 bibles. The sales manager is quite impressed, this is nearly as many as their top salesman!
Week 2, he sells 150 bibles! Wow! Well impressed!
Week 3, he sells 250 bibles! The sales manager is seeing ££££ signs!
Week 4, payday comes. He's sold 365 bibles this week!
So, as he's counting out the guy's bonus, the sales manager asks him, "How does a guy with such a dreadful impediment, sell so many bibles? What's your formula? What's your secret?"
"W www www w ww wwe we wee well", he says, "I I I I I II IIII I jjjjjj jj j ju ju jus just ggg go tttta t a ta to the ddd ddd dddd d d dddoor, and ssay, w w w w w ww wwwwould yyyyyyyou like to buy a ba ba ba b b ba bb Bible, or would you l l l like me to r r r r r read it to you?"
So he gets into a panic, and applies for the first job he sees, a local publishing company looking for salesmen, to promote their new range of bibles.
He gets the interview.
The poor guy stammers and stammers, stutters and splutters through the interview.
Because there are no other applicants, he gets the job.
Within a week, he's sold 50 bibles. The sales manager is quite impressed, this is nearly as many as their top salesman!
Week 2, he sells 150 bibles! Wow! Well impressed!
Week 3, he sells 250 bibles! The sales manager is seeing ££££ signs!
Week 4, payday comes. He's sold 365 bibles this week!
So, as he's counting out the guy's bonus, the sales manager asks him, "How does a guy with such a dreadful impediment, sell so many bibles? What's your formula? What's your secret?"
"W www www w ww wwe we wee well", he says, "I I I I I II IIII I jjjjjj jj j ju ju jus just ggg go tttta t a ta to the ddd ddd dddd d d dddoor, and ssay, w w w w w ww wwwwould yyyyyyyou like to buy a ba ba ba b b ba bb Bible, or would you l l l like me to r r r r r read it to you?"
