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Post by av70 on Jul 21, 2018 19:23:40 GMT
A good one I heard today..... Did you know the 85% of Harley's are still on the road?  ? The other 15% managed to make it home....  |
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Post by stevegbr on Jul 21, 2018 19:25:11 GMT
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Post by av70 on Jul 22, 2018 6:38:26 GMT
Just to make sure I don't forget my biggest road nemesis.....
What is the difference between a Range Rover Sport and a porcupine?
Porcupines have pr!ck$ on the outside .....
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Post by listey on Jul 22, 2018 13:25:51 GMT
While out shopping for some shower gel in Tesco this morning, I walked past a sales-lady behind a booth promoting some new shaving stuff. "Excuse me sir?" She shouted, "Which products do you usually use for grooming?" "Facebook." I replied. I'm not allowed in Tesco anymore......  |
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Post by buster on Jul 22, 2018 13:38:10 GMT
While out shopping for some shower gel in Tesco this morning, I walked past a sales-lady behind a booth promoting some new shaving stuff. "Excuse me sir?" She shouted, "Which products do you usually use for grooming?" "Facebook." I replied. I'm not allowed in Tesco anymore...... so bad, but so good too, I’ll have to send this one to my mother |
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Post by buster on Jul 22, 2018 16:27:32 GMT
I’m not saying I’m unlucky but I searched the interweb for camel toe pics and this is what came up...  |
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Post by Pertinax on Jul 23, 2018 9:19:54 GMT
I was lucky today, I searched the web for Pasties and this is what came up
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Post by av70 on Jul 23, 2018 9:47:44 GMT
While out shopping for some shower gel in Tesco this morning, I walked past a sales-lady behind a booth promoting some new shaving stuff. "Excuse me sir?" She shouted, "Which products do you usually use for grooming?" "Facebook." I replied. I'm not allowed in Tesco anymore...... yeah...wrong.... but funny... |
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