[ti]ecstatic[/ti]next door neighbour........
May 2, 2018 13:19:48 GMT
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Post by stevegbr on May 2, 2018 13:19:48 GMT
I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed a torch flickering outside, so looked out the window.
I saw a strange individual with a knife in his hand, sneaking through my next-door neighbour's back garden.
Suddenly, my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
My neighbour then dug a grave in the veggie patch and put the body in it and covered it in.
Astonished, I got back into bed and my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said.
”What?” she said.
"Kev next door, has still got my shovel....!
I saw a strange individual with a knife in his hand, sneaking through my next-door neighbour's back garden.
Suddenly, my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
My neighbour then dug a grave in the veggie patch and put the body in it and covered it in.
Astonished, I got back into bed and my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said.
”What?” she said.
"Kev next door, has still got my shovel....!
