Post by daz66 on Apr 25, 2014 10:42:51 GMT
I was out last weekend with a few mates drinking and enjoying the local night life.
I ended up talking to a rather attractive woman who turned out to be a few years older than me, she really knew how to look after herself though and enjoyed spending her ex-husbands money on beauty treatments and gym memberships, to say she turned heads was an understatement.
Well, I'm with someone and am not interested in any extra marital activity so was being friendly and chatting about this and that, she was obviously interested though and to try and put her off I whipped out my phone to show her some pictures of my kids and the other half. She did the same and showed me pictures of her 25yr old daughter who I have to admit was stunning, I mean really stunning, model material, drop dead gorgeous!!
After a few more drinks she is still trying it on with me and trying to get me interested, well I have to confess I was managing to stave off any interest on my behalf up until she mentioned going back to her house to enjoy a gentleman's double, well after seeing those pictures of her daughter I was up for it.
Now, I am as faithful as the next man but when something like this drops in your lap, well, what would you have done?
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Anyway we virtually run back to her house, just around the corner from the pub, and breathlessly fall through the front door grabbing at each others clothes and kissing each other passionately when she stops and says rather coyly "wait a moment we are one short of our agreement"
"ok" I say excitedly thinking about the photos on her phone when she suddenly shouts out up the stairs
"mum are you still awake?"
I pulled up my trousers and ran like a stabbed rat all the way home!!!!!
I ended up talking to a rather attractive woman who turned out to be a few years older than me, she really knew how to look after herself though and enjoyed spending her ex-husbands money on beauty treatments and gym memberships, to say she turned heads was an understatement.
Well, I'm with someone and am not interested in any extra marital activity so was being friendly and chatting about this and that, she was obviously interested though and to try and put her off I whipped out my phone to show her some pictures of my kids and the other half. She did the same and showed me pictures of her 25yr old daughter who I have to admit was stunning, I mean really stunning, model material, drop dead gorgeous!!
After a few more drinks she is still trying it on with me and trying to get me interested, well I have to confess I was managing to stave off any interest on my behalf up until she mentioned going back to her house to enjoy a gentleman's double, well after seeing those pictures of her daughter I was up for it.
Now, I am as faithful as the next man but when something like this drops in your lap, well, what would you have done?
?Anyway we virtually run back to her house, just around the corner from the pub, and breathlessly fall through the front door grabbing at each others clothes and kissing each other passionately when she stops and says rather coyly "wait a moment we are one short of our agreement"
"ok" I say excitedly thinking about the photos on her phone when she suddenly shouts out up the stairs
"mum are you still awake?"
I pulled up my trousers and ran like a stabbed rat all the way home!!!!!
