Taking a woman to bed

Taking a woman to bed
What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58,
68, and 78?
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At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28

You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

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At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

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At 78

What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

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According to the Office for National Statistics

190,374 people are having sex right now

212,130 are kissing

and one poor bugger is reading jokes

You hang in there, Sunshine!
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