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Post by Loz on Apr 25, 2015 19:39:06 GMT
no playing with spanners tomoz,that fecking thing of mine as just come off the phone,she as planned for me to take her to a farm 70mile from Doncaster,to look at some pups,wait for it I said wait for it, they are called jack-shits a bloody jack russel x with a shituz £250 this is going to cost her some favours,bloody jack shit whats my little girl going to say if her teacher asks what dog as she got LOL
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Post by richard on Apr 25, 2015 19:51:22 GMT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.....
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," ...................you can put them right!.
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Post by Loz on Apr 25, 2015 20:05:49 GMT
 bloody fantastic rich
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Post by trotsky on Apr 25, 2015 20:06:49 GMT
no playing with spanners tomoz,that fecking thing of mine as just come off the phone,she as planned for me to take her to a farm 70mile from Doncaster,to look at some pups,wait for it I said wait for it, they are called jack-shits a bloody jack russel x with a shituz £250 this is going to cost her some favours,bloody jack shit whats my little girl going to say if her teacher asks what dog as she got LOL Oh brother she is a lot better off with rabbits. Is she planning on breeding them? |
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Post by grahamb on Apr 25, 2015 20:09:34 GMT
At least there not one called Loz of schitt
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Post by Loz on Apr 25, 2015 20:23:33 GMT
no playing with spanners tomoz,that fecking thing of mine as just come off the phone,she as planned for me to take her to a farm 70mile from Doncaster,to look at some pups,wait for it I said wait for it, they are called jack-shits a bloody jack russel x with a shituz £250 this is going to cost her some favours,bloody jack shit whats my little girl going to say if her teacher asks what dog as she got LOL Oh brother she is a lot better off with rabbits. Is she planning on breeding them? not got a clue andy,i know one thing,if the little fecker chews my bike tyres,it will be starting flying lessons |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2015 20:27:14 GMT
Michelin star......dogs are fussy eaters.
(Michelin = Rubber)
Your tyres are a gonna.
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Post by Loz on Apr 26, 2015 13:31:19 GMT
Well no jack shit for us the pup had a lump on its belly.the farmer was a dead ringer for claud greengrass but on a mobilaty scooter
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Post by terryc on Apr 26, 2015 14:27:42 GMT
Lucky escape Loz £250 is a lot of money for what is essentially a mongrel
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Post by Loz on Apr 26, 2015 17:46:06 GMT
Lucky escape Loz £250 is a lot of money for what is essentially a mongrel your right tel.back in the day,you would look in a shop window for a add, pups for sale and would be foc or a tenner,we are now going to dronfield tomoz to look at a jack russel,still £250 |
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Post by terryc on Apr 26, 2015 19:31:28 GMT
Thats not bad money for a pedigree ,Borzois ,my dogs are between £800 and £900 ,its a dear do buying a breed
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Post by Harold on Apr 27, 2015 10:09:54 GMT
Jack Russell's are not pedigree dogs, they are not a Kennel Club recognised breed, that said they are a great dog I have one myself.
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Post by Loz on Apr 27, 2015 11:29:50 GMT
Jack Russell's are not pedigree dogs, they are not a Kennel Club recognised breed, that said they are a great dog I have one myself. we are going to look at a farm breed jack russel bitch tonight.same price tho.well thats till i bid him down LoL |
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Post by Harold on Apr 27, 2015 12:15:31 GMT
Bidding down a farmer Loz ! good luck with that :)You'll end up coming home with a litter of Jack Russell's a sheep and a goat :)Jack Russell's seem to be rising in popularity again, well over here anyway. It's funny how even with dogs there seems to be trends where certain breeds are popular for a while. Jack Russell's are a classic though oh and they are also unpredictable, easily annoyed and can be quite viscous at times although you can't help but love them, a bit like yourself Loz  |
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Post by terryc on Apr 27, 2015 14:35:48 GMT
Jack russels are kennel club registered now Harold they have shown at crufts for the last three or four years only they have changed the name its something silly like Parson Russel now
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bloody fantastic rich
