Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2014 9:29:05 GMT
A starter:
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."
