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Post by bodie on Jan 14, 2018 14:13:07 GMT
Waiter: A why-ah did you-ah not-ah go for the orange version-ah? It ah would of matched-ah your shoes-ahhhh? ahhhhh? Nick did u not know the waiter was from Wigan  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 14:18:01 GMT
For sure mate.....hence the Romanian twang.  |
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Post by bodie on Jan 14, 2018 14:33:27 GMT
I don't think the waiter had any chance of taking the bird of that guy you know how much that crappy twin vibrated !!!!!  They said in magazines it was a good job it had a good thick seat |
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Post by stevie on Jan 14, 2018 14:53:37 GMT
The reason me and the bike are all in brown is because you wont be able to tell if i have s..t myself at the shear power of this thing.
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Post by bodie on Jan 14, 2018 15:16:12 GMT
The reason me and the bike are all in brown is because you wont be able to tell if i have s..t myself at the shear power of this thing. He will sh-- himself when in 2 years time the 400 SD will be faster than his brown poo |
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Post by bodie on Jan 15, 2018 16:38:57 GMT
Excuse me madam don't you think this geezer looks like the fella out of Dukes of Hazard |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 16:52:58 GMT
Uncle Jessie?
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Post by bodie on Jan 15, 2018 17:53:38 GMT
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Post by BritPete on Jan 15, 2018 18:03:09 GMT
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When Mr Fawlty got tip on horse call Draganfly, I put weeks wages with what you say bookie
Tell Mrs Fawlty I know nothing about Mr Fawlty but with monies I got from Bookie bought quality car from Arfur Daley. Think call it Reliant Robin
He has only 2 wheel - I have 3
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Post by bodie on Jan 16, 2018 23:02:44 GMT
what I think he should do with that bike madam is take it straight home strip it down and in 40 years time he will be able to sell all the bits on a thing called a computer for about 50 times more than he paid for it, oh don't be silly look at him do you really think he knows what to do with a spanner |
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Post by Harold on Jan 17, 2018 9:00:13 GMT
"Aye you mighta seen me on the telly with a rose stuck up my arse, I'm just doing a bit of waitering work, until they start filming Cold Feet again, this is my mate Nick he likes to buy old bikes, restore them and wear period costume."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 11:05:51 GMT
"Aye you mighta seen me on the telly with a rose stuck up my arse, I'm just doing a bit of waitering work, until they start filming Cold Feet again, this is my mate Nick he likes to buy old bikes, restore them and wear period costume." He's from N.I as well isn't he, H?
I only know that as I can't understand his funny accent I looked at N.I on the map just now - looks tiny therefore, do you know this guy? Think his name is James Nesbitt. 
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Post by Harold on Jan 17, 2018 11:58:45 GMT
He is aye, so he is Northern Ireland isn't that big the furthest you could drive while staying in NI would probably be about 100 miles, so not very big, but it's quality not quantity that counts Nick We all know each other here Nick he's wee Jimmy Nesbitt to us. Don't you think the waiter is a dead ringer for him ? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 12:06:06 GMT
Yeah, kind of.
I reckon he is more Roland Orzabal and James Nesbitt's love child though.
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Post by listey on Jan 17, 2018 13:47:33 GMT
"Yes love, I'm James Nesbitt off the telly, have you met my mate David Hasselhoff?"
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They said in magazines it was a good job it had a good thick seat 
